[Elf]

Okay so here's what you do.

Get a temporary job at your local retailer, Target, Walmart, Best Buy, Office Supply, etc. The most important part: THEY HAVE TO HAVE THE ITEM IN THE STORE.

Apply for a position in the electronics area for best results. Then what you do is you research the other models so as to not be suspicious. Then, you have to use your discount, and your paycheck AND BUY THE SHIT

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Or in short

GET A FUCKING JOB