[Zaiken]

So for me it was when i had to do a play for my school (It was needed for english or something). Anyway i had to do a play and i was a emperor or something and i had to wear a fake moustache  which was kinda meh. So whilst i was doing it in front of like half the school the moustache fell off whilst i was talking and was hanging on to one side of my face( it was one of those  china moustache long on each side). Yeah and without really thinking i said "oh fuck" quietly so no one could hear me, but that was not the case since i was microphoned up so my little "oh fuck" went right across the room since there was loud speakers so i would sound more emperory? or something and yeah i'm pretty sure everyone understood and heard it my teacher didn't look to pleased, but i did finish my line with the beard dangling from my face by the last few words is had completely fallen off after dangling on the microphone. Luckily my teacher kinda understood since it was a in the moment thing.

What's your worst school fail?