[pvnk]

I was eating lunch today and some dirty Mexicans stole my company phone.

AT FUCKING COSTCO, where people pay for membership to get in, I left my phone on the table for a mere few minutes because the retards at the food stand didn't give me my full order...

They didn't give me a receipt either so I was talking about how they didn't give me part of my order and the dude accused me of not paying for my food...

I spoke to their supervisor and then finally got the rest of my fucking order and when I returned, a Mexican family was sitting there. They moved my salad and I asked them, "Where's the phone that was there?" Then they said, "Oh, there was no phone."

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The fucking husband gave me the guiltiest stare anyone could as to say, "I stole the phone, but I'm obviously not going to tell you that I did it."

Then I told Google about it (I work for them) and then I get assigned points for it. (Failure to secure assets.)

LOL?!

That puts me on par with the person who stole the phone cause I'm getting penalized.

Yeah, I guess it's my fault for not expecting someone to swipe a phone in the five minutes I was gone to get my CORRECT food order. I mean, shit. They aren't even going to be able to use the fucking phone cause it's locked and encrypted.

What the fuck?