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I got food poisoning a while back from some turkey and stayed up the whole night throwing up.

Gotta make sure to cook dat turkey....(also...ew.)

Worst I've ever been was when I had Mono in my senior year of Highschool. I thought it was strep until I went to the doctor because my lymph nodes swelled up so much I couldn't eat solid foods and we were afraid it could swell to the point I would have trouble breathing. Thankfully I was prescribed steriods in time.

But I lived the next month at home eating pudding, jello, and icecream and watching anime (I no longer like pudding or jell-o).

TBH i got lucky b/c senior year of highschool is a good time to get it. Getting mono in college really screws people over.