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They aren't exactly idiots you know, but it could work. No need to order the book, just claim you received a book (about the same weight). Besides, ordering a book will make a trail, don't do that. Call, don't chat, if it is over $300. Act flustered, no need for a double order charade. If you can, find a book with a similar item name. Also note the expensive item MUST BE FULFILLED BY AMAZON. Good luck.