[Oni]

l0l tri bsd or gentoo m8.

The arch wiki has some of the clearest and noob friendly documentation in the world. Just set aside a couple of hours and follow their guide; it isn't that difficult at all.

They do have pretty good documentation for a distribution. Read through it and ask any specific questions you might have here, or in their IRC. Of course, I'd recommend Debian instead of Arch, but it's your choice.