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Well since I can't just hold down the X button my Mac Keyboard I timed myself I can hold my breathe for 1 minute and 34 seconds, someone time it and hold X for me <3

No need. A Windows keyboard should type around 27 characters per second, however the delay at the beginning is around a third of a second. Your first second would be 1+(27*(2/3)) = 19, then the last 93 seconds would be 27. 19 + 27(93) = 2530 characters, which puts you in the lead.

Sweet
Finally winning something!
Beat me 2530 characters.