[Feat]

So, I was trying to get a fap in today and a Java update pops up so I click "Remind me later" and 2 seconds later a U.S Department of Homeland Security "Warning page" pops up and tells me to pay $300MP within 48 hours or else.

So, I figured "ER MY GERD MY PORN!" and started freaking out. Then I was like, lets see what happens when I press CTRL+ALT+DLT. Then it went to the screen and I clicked restart, then it popped up with "Cancel" and I clicked it and BAM, bye bye ransomware.

Thats the story of how I thought I was caught watching porn by Homeland Security.