[baneman360]

Sephora broken/leaky  cologne bottle claim is so easy I did it 6 times in a row on the same account.  I have so many bottles of unopened  cologne/shower gel/aftershave/deodorant  that when I was looking through them a few weeks ago I found a $60 bottle of women’s perfume unopened, that I have no recollection of ordering. Gave it to my sister for Christmas.

Tried DNA at Home Depot for $200 and was  told by rep to initiate chargeback, argued for a while with another rep and then said to myself “What the fuck am I doing? I don't even need to talk to these assholes”
Printed a return label taped it to one of my magic empty bubble envelopes dropped it off in a UPS box and the next day got an email from Home Depot we got your return and day after that money was back on my card.

Exact same thing happened with Costco a week earlier. So I said fuck it and did the same thing and got the same result just took Costco a couple extra days.

I will always get a  refund on anything I buy.  Thats not even a concern to me anymore. 

I value my time more than anything now. So the 2 minute envelope no chat refund is what i will try every time.

Have some orders coming for stores i never tried it with.

Other than that I'm working on a way to buy a slim PS5 and return my fat PS5 and fool them. It involves my massive glue, epoxy, and tape collection I have amassed by boosting every time I enter a store. Mini blow torches, knives, the deluxe iFix It kit, a bunch of stolen tools from Harbor Freight and Tractor Supply, the rubber razor blades that peel off any sticker and the realization  from taking apart shit since I was a kid that almost every product is at least 20% filler or fluff that you never have to put back in and that with enough glue they will have to smash to get inside to even tell.

Compared to refunding the stuff I boost is minuscule. Its the fact that even with all their money to buy a million cameras, put locking mechanisms on items or behind glass and have Loss Prevention and maybe even secret shoppers, they still cant stop me and never will.

Thats the one thing most people who refund or steal or commit fraud forget. Its the mindset that matters most not the method. There are dozens of methods to try a refund with that might work, but only one mindset that will make it work every time.
And thats you will win, you have to win, there is no other option. Its literally life or death with me because if I cant figure out a way to fool all these morons that work in retail then I deserve to die.

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You're telling me Home depot didn't even check the envelope?