[SteezyDubz]

Mothered if you are reading this, I can use some of your advice.

Thankyou in advance

Mothered has not come online for a few months now.
First focus on your SE, there is tons of information if you use the search function.
If this fails, you can transform this into SNAD on Paypal or whatever. I'm not sure if @Kilra did it this way?
Prepare for long waits, frustrating emails. I even think it will be easier for you to do more lower amount SE's and just buy the laptop legit..
Beware that you're burning your Paypal profile with disputes.

I am just looking at my options here and trying to see which have a higher success rate in this scenario.

Not my first SE, ive done up to 500$ items but as you can see 2.5k$ is a big jump.
My paypal account is aged 10+ years, most likely not disputing anything else in the future