[InternetRockStar]

So there's this joke I've seen around refunding chats: the "CIB" method, meaning "cum in box."
I've seen different variations but the gist is you order something then call customer service acting outraged and disgusted because there is semen in the box you received.
It's always said as a joke but I've wondered like, could that actually work?

If the company asks for proof, you can literally cum in the box and send them a picture. I doubt they can ask you to return it because couriers won't accept literal cum.
Worst case scenario they ask for proof of destruction/disposal, in which case you could use a fake box (or just take the product out and dispose of the actual box).

What do you guys think, am I onto something here?

That could be the new EB method!
“Where is my iphone? I received a box of white stuff that smells like semen” they may approve it thinking that the packing machine decided to have a wank

Lmfao