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I would never pay this much for a pair of shoes out of pocket, where's the fun in that?

Exactly.

For that price, you'd want a hand coming out of the sole massaging your feet as you're relaxing on the couch.

As referenced from their TOS in my OP, Versace doesn't specifically state that they do not accept liability for lost/stolen packages, so given that, it seems to me like DNA could be doable, assuming their customer service isn't terrible/hard to get in touch with.

Even If their CS Is appalling, It doesn't change the fact that they're liable for lost shipments.

Like It or lump It, they must comply with their protocol.

If it were you attempting this SE, would you stick with one item, or attempt a multiple item order?

If they're definitely liable for lost shipments, I'd SE the lot with the DNA.

No doubt a lengthy claims process will be expected.