[Allen Iverson]

Also this is my second Meta hit, I did not have any problems with the last one so I am guessing this will be the same

Did you use the same set of credentials including address both times ?

"My child threw himself off the balcony after opening his empty meta box,  I'm really upset so if you could hurry up on that refund I'd greatly appreciate it as i need it for his funeral "

This is brutally hilarious

I use different ones everytime

What a legend that you can come up with all these hilarious excuses and meta still side with you