[2ndround]

I've heard some people bring rocks or something similar, drop it onto the plate and claim it was hidden in the food. But i wouldn't se a dinner, imagine what your date must be thinking when she sees you pull out some dirt to put on the plate. I guess you could try and call the next day claiming you got a food poisoning.

some person on holiday in Croatia brought his own bugs for a family dinner.
They reviewed the cctv and saw him do it