[ayrotakesws]

but that'll make the SE take months

Or It may be approved within a week.

might also require a PR which i cannot sign at the current moment

With or without a signature, the DNA triggers a PR a lot more often than not.

Given you're not In a position to file one, It's understandable why you refrain from using the DNA.

Update: I can't do DNA, man took a picture of the parcel deep inside my house LOL + GPS tracking right at my door.
I'm going to go for FTIDV5

By the way: Do you know any apps that will offer a free trial that would let me call support using a spoofted number? Thanks!