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Honestly surprised I don't see more of this here. When that RTS came out everyone was order 2 or 3 MacBooks at a time.

Like @Dyne said, opt to find someone to do it for you because  £5000 will be a lengthy investigation and even with FTID/LIT I imagine it'll be 30 days wait and a possible account closure where your only option will be to return it or chargeback through your bank. An "insider" that's doing the UPS RTS "method" may be your best bet. If you're in a location where they're cracking down on boxing you'll 100% not get a return a label. You'll have to drop it off or have them pick it up.

Would like to see how this goes.

I hope I'm wrong and it's refunded in 3 days though

UPS RTS method? haven't heard of this one,  is it an old patched method? anyone want to clue me in on it.

RTS means "Return to Sender".
Somebody with "UPS Access Point" access will be able to change your UPS tracking to RTS. Amazon will think that the Package got returned to them and you will get a refund.

This is the best of all methods, but also expensive imo.