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Ah, those porch-thieves sure upped their game lately, stealing heavy fridges, showing up with a van and all!

Lately?

You'd be surprised the lengths people go to with stealing goods. For Instance, hot water tanks and air conditioning units attached to the home have been stolen countless times. Put on a tradesman uniform, rent a van under false credentials and no one will suspect a thing - In broad daylight. I've been In the social engineering scene for over 35 years, way before you were an embryo, and been there, done that.