[Crimson]

If only I could find a way to naturally trap dopamine inside my brain that way I could own the world. Instant cocaine!
Fact: Drinking with cocaine allows dopamine to last 20x longer than usual.
Always mix drugs with alcohol kids.

That always mix drugs with alcohol part was funnier than hell. I laughed for a straight like 10 minutes.
But I do think that it's just a new way for little weak ass kids to feel cool.