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usually they ring your doorbell and after that your neighbors. only sometimes they require a signature. if no one opens they redeliver in the next few days

So why not be home to accept the delivery?

And If a signature Is requested, fake sign It.

hm will try that. just be adamant and stick to your story to the bitter end i guess

Yes, remain adamant that you're still waiting for the package to be delivered.