[mothered]

True. “My old mother/roommate/Pinscher dog have had bad experiences with returns in the past and now always makes sure to send back their packages in perfect shape so that they’re ready for resale as per your terms of service.”

Good one.

On a similar principle:
You were In a rush, hence mistakenly packed the Incorrect Item In the box. As to why It was resealed to perfection, you were concerned that an open/damaged box would void the refund, hence returned It In Its original state.