[mothered]

It hasn't shipped yet, my plan for whenever it arrives is to open the condo main door that leads into the staircase WITHOUT answering the doorbell, so it could've been opened by literally anyone else and I've got an alibi in case someone claims I received it (obviously not planning on signing it or anything but that's usually not needed lately)

Hopefully the driver will leave the package without verification, and not reschedule the delivery.

Worst case scenario, Paypal as a backup

Good approach.