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The DNA method isn't an option because "signature or one-time passowrd required at time of delivery" at amazon. I could use another store, but I don't have any history on there.

Simply SE another retailer by making a few legit purchases, and hit the DNA at a later time.

The wrong item recieved method isn't an option for other reasons.

What might that be?

The sealed box method seems very unlikly to succeed, as the packaging features a clear plastic film and a pulltab. The pulltab can be purchased online, but I haven't found the plastic film anywhere.

See If the film Is available here.