[grandmothered]

When I'm in a new house (a house I haven't visited before), I can't resist the urge to masturbate in the bathroom.

When did you say your next mental health check Is due?

Spoiler:

Don't take It seriously.

It's due next week!

I'd definitely consider doing something about it if I were him...

Where do you live? Where is your house? Can I come over for tea and crumpets, friend?

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When I'm in a new house (a house I haven't visited before), I can't resist the urge to masturbate in the bathroom. It's like a dog pissing on a water pump to claim it. I do the same except I do it by nutting in the sink of the bathroom.

How many times has this happened for you to realise it's a "habit"? xD

You know how the saying goes that if you want be a master at something, you have to put 10000 hours of practice into it? Well, I knew in middle school that I wanted to be the best in this.