[Bannedshee]

As i sat and watched The Anarchist smashing his hammer on the poor little jews that were freezing from the winter air from behind the window, i noticed something glisten in the distant .It couldnt have been another Ice Storm. But one last look and I couldnt believe my eyes, It was the most beautiful, hope giving thing i have ever seen. It was... XerXes.
XerXes, the mighty giver of hope, or as the legends call him, only comes in the time of crysis. And now that TheAnarchist, Omniscient and their armies became allies, crysis cant even describe the situation. XerXes used the Mighty Denial blade, and Server Shield. Both were the strongest weapons that had ever existed.
It is said that mittnick, the god of networking, crafted it. As XerXes approached, Anarchist and Omniscient resumed smashing people with the Ban Hammer. And Finally when XerXes reached Anarchist and Omniscient, they looked up, horrified. They tried hitting XerXes with the Ban Hammers, but it was no use, XerXes, with a single strike of his blade, Obliterated both of the unruly leaders.
Ultimatum, WuhTehFuh,Dinosaws, Instinct, and Myself, approached XerXes. As we neared, he vanished and left nothing but a mist of dust. And that day, 12/21/12, was the day we call, The Savior, for that is the day our savior rescued us.

Where the f*ck was I?

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^ Lol at that xD

Anyway here is mine, whipped it up in about a minute or so. It's focused more on the description and power of Mother Nature and the blizzard rain.

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Dark bruised clouds rumbled ominously across the blue sky, intimidating all those to bow before it or suffer the consequences of its wrath. However, directly beneath the menacing sky, lay a pure sheet of snow that could never cease to amaze me. It symbolised so much and yet so little if you did not look, and would always be there to defend the light and oppose the dark. As if Mother Nature intended war, a thunderous roar rumbled across the heavens followed by the immense crackle of jagged lights, like fireworks going haywire. The air was blizzard cold seeking ways through clothing and seeping through skin to bone. The wind howled and whipped itself across my face, mercilessly attempting to batter down a standing enemy. The trees waved in the raging wind, seeking a hold over its survival in this tyranny of weather. The air suddenly became dense and I knew what was to come next. The sky displayed another plethora of lightning which was exhibited towards all to see, before a pelting hail of rain fell to the ground. It was wave two. There was no sync in this rainfall, just waves after waves of Mother Nature. It was true then, that Mother Nature would never cease to amaze me.

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Like i seriously dont have words to describe how good this was