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How to SE Tobacco / Cigarettes (No purchase necessary!) #1
Hey all, I work in a large supermarket in the UK and I recently had this idea for an SE because of the petrol station at my store. Here is the theory:

1. (optional) Buy Tobacco in the petrol station, refuse the receipt if asked.

2. Contact the manufacturer and complain that the tobacco was wet, mouldy or just tasted wrong.

3. Say you purchased it in a fueling station and that they don't give out receipts.

4. Enjoy your free deathsticks!

*The reason for the purchase being optional is that they may ask you to send a picture or send the product to them, in this case you can box them using a letter or very small parcel.

I don't smoke nor does anyone close to me so I can't give solid evidence that this works but if you have success make sure to tell us in a reply.
(This post was last modified: 09-30-2018, 05:28 PM by toonblue.)

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RE: How to SE Tobacco / Cigarettes (No purchase necessary!) #2
(09-30-2018, 05:27 PM)toonblue Wrote: Hey all, I work in a large supermarket in the UK and I recently had this idea for an SE because of the petrol station at my store. Here is the theory:

1. (optional) Buy Tobacco in the petrol station, refuse the receipt if asked.

2. Contact the manufacturer and complain that the tobacco was wet, mouldy or just tasted wrong.

3. Say you purchased it in a fueling station and that they don't give out receipts.

4. Enjoy your free deathsticks!

*The reason for the purchase being optional is that they may ask you to send a picture or send the product to them, in this case you can box them using a letter or very small parcel.

I don't smoke nor does anyone close to me so I can't give solid evidence that this works but if you have success make sure to tell us in a reply.

I work in a petrol station and this is interesting, I'm not sure if we would be contacted about this or not if someone was to complain like that.

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RE: How to SE Tobacco / Cigarettes (No purchase necessary!) #3
(09-30-2018, 07:09 PM)JoshOG Wrote:
(09-30-2018, 05:27 PM)toonblue Wrote: Hey all, I work in a large supermarket in the UK and I recently had this idea for an SE because of the petrol station at my store. Here is the theory:

1. (optional) Buy Tobacco in the petrol station, refuse the receipt if asked.

2. Contact the manufacturer and complain that the tobacco was wet, mouldy or just tasted wrong.

3. Say you purchased it in a fueling station and that they don't give out receipts.

4. Enjoy your free deathsticks!

*The reason for the purchase being optional is that they may ask you to send a picture or send the product to them, in this case you can box them using a letter or very small parcel.

I don't smoke nor does anyone close to me so I can't give solid evidence that this works but if you have success make sure to tell us in a reply.

I work in a petrol station and this is interesting, I'm not sure if we would be contacted about this or not if someone was to complain like that.

I've worked a few petrol shifts in my time and usually if someone contacts the manufacturer they'll speak with management who in my case are lazy as fuck Tongue

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RE: How to SE Tobacco / Cigarettes (No purchase necessary!) #4
(09-30-2018, 07:15 PM)toonblue Wrote:
(09-30-2018, 07:09 PM)JoshOG Wrote:
(09-30-2018, 05:27 PM)toonblue Wrote: Hey all, I work in a large supermarket in the UK and I recently had this idea for an SE because of the petrol station at my store. Here is the theory:

1. (optional) Buy Tobacco in the petrol station, refuse the receipt if asked.

2. Contact the manufacturer and complain that the tobacco was wet, mouldy or just tasted wrong.

3. Say you purchased it in a fueling station and that they don't give out receipts.

4. Enjoy your free deathsticks!

*The reason for the purchase being optional is that they may ask you to send a picture or send the product to them, in this case you can box them using a letter or very small parcel.

I don't smoke nor does anyone close to me so I can't give solid evidence that this works but if you have success make sure to tell us in a reply.

I work in a petrol station and this is interesting, I'm not sure if we would be contacted about this or not if someone was to complain like that.

I've worked a few petrol shifts in my time and usually if someone contacts the manufacturer they'll speak with management who in my case are lazy as fuck Tongue

My managers are wankers, might have to SE them myself

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RE: How to SE Tobacco / Cigarettes (No purchase necessary!) #5
Damn. Quite a simple idea too. I'll have to give this a try. I'll keep you updated if this is successful.

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RE: How to SE Tobacco / Cigarettes (No purchase necessary!) #6
sweet, im going to give this ago! i got a cupple of xboxs a while ago. and rinsed loads of games and other stuff from amazon.

not done it for a good 2 years and have been out the loop for ages now. i want a ps4! is it still dooable? can you still use the old it never arrived if left outside and the box is empty tactics?

i will use my gfs account that she has had for years and its a new adress if that helps?

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RE: How to SE Tobacco / Cigarettes (No purchase necessary!) #7
Pretty straightforward method, that will work almost each and every time.
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RE: How to SE Tobacco / Cigarettes (No purchase necessary!) #8
Sweet as, and don't forget smoking kills Tongue

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