[Shinoa]

I've watched a lot of anime and I've seen a bunch of great quotes, funny and serious.
Thought I'd share some of my favorite

Serious
"False tears bring pain to others. A false smile brings pain to yourself." - CC

"The only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed!" - Lelouch

"There is no such thing as objective information. Zero, in the end, journalism is the product of a human mind." - Someone

"Freedom is something that you need to actively acquire. It's not something that's given with no strings attached. To be free means to take responsibility, and to prepare yourself for what's to come." - Someone from eureka seven

"A lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain something without sacrificing something else in return"  That blonde guy Fullmetal Alchemist

"The difference between a master and a novice is that a master has failed more times than a novice has tried" - Safe for work tentacle porn Sensei

"If you’re not remembered, then you never existed"
- Iwakura Lain (Serial Experiments Lain)

"There are only two paths you can choose. You can sit quietly and be selected out of this world, or you can adapt and change"
- Gai from Guilty Crown

" Humans all behave the same way, like idiots. They all forget that someday, they're gonna die, so the moment they come face to face with death, they cling to life" - Ginti from Deadman wonderland

Funny
https://youtu.be/1Bf0aYBk0OQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNETkxO-IRA

"What the hell did you just wipe on my shirt?" "My faith in humanity." - someone from Shingeki no Kyoujin

 "HE ATE MY PENCIL! " - Cromartie High School

"This mole hair....is proof of her loneliness."  -Daily Lives of High School Boys

"What's yours is mine and what's mine is also mine" - Takamura Mamoru

[ElevatorToHeaven]

I've watched a lot of anime and I've seen a bunch of great quotes, funny and serious.
Thought I'd share some of my favorite  

Serious
"False tears bring pain to others. A false smile brings pain to yourself." - CC

"The only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed!" - Lelouch

"There is no such thing as objective information. Zero, in the end, journalism is the product of a human mind." - Someone

"Freedom is something that you need to actively acquire. It's not something that's given with no strings attached. To be free means to take responsibility, and to prepare yourself for what's to come." - Someone from eureka seven

"A lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain something without sacrificing something else in return"  That blonde guy Fullmetal Alchemist

"The difference between a master and a novice is that a master has failed more times than a novice has tried" - Safe for work tentacle porn Sensei

"If you’re not remembered, then you never existed"
- Iwakura Lain (Serial Experiments Lain)

"There are only two paths you can choose. You can sit quietly and be selected out of this world, or you can adapt and change"
- Gai from Guilty Crown

" Humans all behave the same way, like idiots. They all forget that someday, they're gonna die, so the moment they come face to face with death, they cling to life" - Ginti from Deadman wonderland

Funny
https://youtu.be/1Bf0aYBk0OQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNETkxO-IRA

"What the hell did you just wipe on my shirt?" "My faith in humanity." - someone from Shingeki no Kyoujin

 "HE ATE MY PENCIL! " - Cromartie High School

"This mole hair....is proof of her loneliness."  -Daily Lives of High School Boys

"What's yours is mine and what's mine is also mine" - Takamura Mamoru

A Code Geass Fan i see! Its my favourite anime along with FMA:B!  My favourite quote is:

“An lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain something without sacrificing something else in return. But once you have recovered it and made it your own... You will gain something irreplaceable. A heart that's built fullmetal." - Edward Elric

edit: Just realized you put an incomplete version of my quote... lol

[Defeat]

I unfortunately only watched mainstream anime when I was younger lol, but here's one I liked from Pain

"Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain."

[Blink]

Funny one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJs5Roazj4
"Son of a bitch!" -what?

[Bloody Eye]

"Oro?"

[Shinoa]

A Code Geass Fan i see! Its my favourite anime along with FMA:B!  My favourite quote is:

“An lesson without pain is meaningless. For you cannot gain something without sacrificing something else in return. But once you have recovered it and made it your own... You will gain something irreplaceable. A heart that's built fullmetal." - Edward Elric

edit: Just realized you put an incomplete version of my quote... lol

Code Geass is one of my favorite anime. I couldnt remember the full quote so I posted what I remembered

"Oro?"

What show is that from? I should watch it

[Lokes]

Is it weapons that are the cause of all this fighting or does the real cause lie within the human heart..? - Lacus Clyne (Mobile Suit Gundam Seed)