Login Register




The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


How To: Free Pizza! filter_list
Author
Message
How To: Free Pizza! #1
So, I use these methods quite often when I am hungry as fuck and have no money, since I am a hobo.

Method 1: When pizza & drinks & whatever else you ordered comes, tell them you didn't order it, and you would pay for you since you want it, but can't.

Usually, they'll leave it. I've found this to be a 75/25 chance in your favor.

Method 2: When person arrived, tell them what took took you so long, it's been more than an hour. They'll usually apologize and make it free. Or you could call them.

Method 3: When they come, tell them you didn't order the meat on the pizza, since you're a vegetarian, they'll usually apologize and give it to you for free.

I've had all of these methods work for me in the past before, but it's not a 100% guarantee.

Good luck, and I hope you get some free pizza.

Reply

RE: How To: Free Pizza! #2
But wait, if your a vegetarian, why would they give you a pizza with meat on it?
[Image: ZvF19.png]

Reply

RE: How To: Free Pizza! #3
(01-27-2013, 09:44 AM)Snave Wrote: But wait, if your a vegetarian, why would they give you a pizza with meat on it?

They'll go get another pizza as a replacement and sorry.

Reply