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RE: SE Live animals? 01-13-2023, 10:52 PM
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"Please provide the serial number and a picture of your dead dog"
(what if the dog barks while you're on the phone trying to SE him?)
(what if the dog barks while you're on the phone trying to SE him?)
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RE: SE Live animals? 01-14-2023, 01:00 AM
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check their policy on the site
Telling the truth is crazy in a world full of lies.
RE: SE Live animals? 01-14-2023, 02:55 AM
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(01-13-2023, 10:52 PM)brr45 Wrote: (what if the dog barks while you're on the phone trying to SE him?)It's the neighbour's dog.
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RE: SE Live animals? 01-14-2023, 03:01 AM
#5
Just take a pic of the dog when it is asleep and claim its dead lol
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RE: SE Live animals? 01-14-2023, 04:18 AM
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Maybe try PEB for a chihuahua if it is under 120 grams hahaha
RE: SE Live animals? 01-14-2023, 09:54 AM
#8
Claim DNA and after a week say you've seen your ordered dog at the DHL facility and it now lives there, doesnt want to leave
Worked every time for me!
Worked every time for me!
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RE: SE Live animals? 01-14-2023, 11:07 AM
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(01-13-2023, 10:41 PM)Buddhism Wrote: they ask for pics > you say you already buried it?Stating the obvious, Photoshop the Image.
RE: SE Live animals? 01-14-2023, 12:25 PM
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Just claim you clownfish escaped to the sea from you aquarium to reunite with his father. I have seen a case where this works.
