[Nabeshin]

and still didn't put it up as my current toilet is too small

Residential toilets come In different sizes?

In my locality, they're all the same.

Yeah, mostly it's a matter of length (or how far from they wall they get), besides the actual distance from the wall they can have a bigger hole as well, and this lid requires a pretty long hole to fit properly
I mean, we also have rectangular toilets as well, I thought a bit of variety was common everywhere

[mothered]

we also have rectangular toilets as well

I wonder how comfortable that'll be.

It doesn't exactly contour to your backside.

[futterbuckz]

So I went to HD today, making sure they had the toilet I wanted in stock prior (Vovo smart toilet, about $2500). I had with me a paper that customer service gives you when you pick up an online order in store, except I changed the item details and price for those of the toilet. I then got the name of one of the customer reps from their tag, wrote an “OK PAID [DATE OF THE DAY] [NAME OF THE REP]” on the pick up paper, put the toilet on a cart, went through the cash registers, showed my paper and fucked right off to my car.

So, does anyone need a $2500 toilet that plays music and warms your butt? My wife says it has to go cause it takes up to much room 😅

[mothered]

So I went to HD today, making sure they had the toilet I wanted in stock prior (Vovo smart toilet, about $2500). I had with me a paper that customer service gives you when you pick up an online order in store, except I changed the item details and price for those of the toilet. I then got the name of one of the customer reps from their tag, wrote an “OK PAID [DATE OF THE DAY] [NAME OF THE REP]” on the pick up paper, put the toilet on a cart, went through the cash registers, showed my paper and fucked right off to my car.

Executed with precision.

A job well done Indeed.

[Nabeshin]

So I went to HD today, making sure they had the toilet I wanted in stock prior (Vovo smart toilet, about $2500). I had with me a paper that customer service gives you when you pick up an online order in store, except I changed the item details and price for those of the toilet. I then got the name of one of the customer reps from their tag, wrote an “OK PAID [DATE OF THE DAY] [NAME OF THE REP]” on the pick up paper, put the toilet on a cart, went through the cash registers, showed my paper and fucked right off to my car.

So, does anyone need a $2500 toilet that plays music and warms your butt? My wife says it has to go cause it takes up to much room 😅

They don't cross check the order's details when picking up the item?

[futterbuckz]

So I went to HD today, making sure they had the toilet I wanted in stock prior (Vovo smart toilet, about $2500). I had with me a paper that customer service gives you when you pick up an online order in store, except I changed the item details and price for those of the toilet. I then got the name of one of the customer reps from their tag, wrote an “OK PAID [DATE OF THE DAY] [NAME OF THE REP]” on the pick up paper, put the toilet on a cart, went through the cash registers, showed my paper and fucked right off to my car.

So, does anyone need a $2500 toilet that plays music and warms your butt? My wife says it has to go cause it takes up to much room 😅

They don't cross check the order's details when picking up the item?

The cashiers couldn’t care less as long as you have a pick up paper with matching details. In their view it means you paid for it online and customer service cross-checked everything already.

[mothered]

The cashiers couldn’t care less as long as you have a pick up paper with matching details.

^ This.

In my experience, they check the description and It's left at that.