Quote:IF HE COMES, YOU WILL BUILD IT
“My son…”
“Yes Lord?”
“I have a very important task for you.”
“Anything, Lord.”
“You must build a boat.”
“Really? Oh my gosh! That’s amazing! What a heavenly mission! I shan’t let you down!”
“Well, listen, there’s still some stuff we need to go over…”
“No dude, I get it, build it really big, two of each animal, the storm is coming, yada yada yada…”
“What? Not exactly, my child. First, thou must delve into the dungeon.”
“The dungeon?”
“There, you shall match 3. Match 3 swords to attack, match 3 keys to open chests, and so on and so on.”
“...huh.”
“From there, you shall progress, unlocking more and more vendors for your boat, and when the animals come, they shall be as passive buffs.”
“Buffs? Unlock?”
“Something wrong, my child?”
“No, Lord...it’s just I thought this would be a harrowing yet ultimately rewarding task, and that my suffering would be an example for others. Honestly, this just sounds....fun.”
“Oh! Yeah, I said screw the whole fearing me thing a long time ago. These days, I’m really into the indie dev scene.”
“The what?”
“Never mind. So will you build my boat?”
“Of course, my Lord! Anything for you!”
“Cool. That’ll be $2.00”

(05-23-2016, 05:58 PM)Oni Wrote: Aha, I've been wanting to try this. Might.

(05-23-2016, 09:45 PM)Aeolian Wrote: How about you try it & then tell me if it's worth playing.