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Jokes Thread - Solixious - 10-16-2011
Once a man at bar before going to toilet wrote in a piece of paper - "Please don't drink from this glass. I spat in it.", so that no one drinks from his glass.
When he comes back, he finds another piece of paper in which it was written - "So did I".
[Please post your jokes too along with your comments on the above joke].
RE: Jokes Thread - Solixious - 10-16-2011
Um.. I guess it would have been funnier then..
RE: Jokes Thread - SurReaL - 10-21-2011
A woman goes into the Doctors office covered in bruises
Then the doctor asks the woman "How did you get all these bruises?"
The woman replies "Doc, I'm not going to lie, everyday when my husband comes home from the bar he beats me"
Then the doctor say "I think I have an idea; everyday right before your husband comes home take this glass of iced tea and swiss it around in your mouth all the way from when he gets home to when you go home"
Then the woman says "Okay?"
Two weeks later she comes back to the Doctors office and says "Wow it really work, I can hardly believe it, how did you know it was going to work?"
The doctor then replied "It's amazing what will happen when you keep your damn mouth shut!"
Yes I know the joke is really sexist but its funny if its told right.