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Random Jokes 1 - mail4gift21 - 03-21-2014
Q. Why is it called the wonder bra?
A. Because when they take it off you wonder where her boobs went.
Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.
I told my dad to embrace his mistakes.
He cried. Then he hugged my sister & me.
I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog shit. A minute later, some guy did exactly the same thing. I said to him, "I just did that." So, he punched me in the face and called me a dirty bastard.