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Text Messages This Morning - Oni - 01-28-2014
Got some messages this morning from a friend...
"Want to krip ur virruses?? Well serch no further for Hackers, Inc. Ltd. & Co. Enterprises and Distributions, LLC has wat u r lookin for. We have a crypter developed in Ruby, C, C++, Java, Bash, Batch, VB.net, VBScript, Python, HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript, Pascal and binary machine code! Buy now and you'll get the version developed in association with the Dexter Street Thugz! You get an AK-47 theme, a twerking theme, a toyota starlet theme and even a slutty hoe for $10 theme! Who wouldn't want this, nigga? Buy now!!"
"Do u need a progrummer nigga... well we here at Hackers, Inc. Ltd. & Co. Enterprises and Distributions, LLC. have the best from the moon to the earth bitch! Take an interest in our star programmer Yung Trill who is an expert machine code programmer... he has been in the business as of yesterday! He is so good that he can tell ur pc to die! Or hire Kadogan The Baller! This nigga's progrummer skills are off the chain, dawg! Fo shizzle! He progrums in every language ever made and he knows everything! Just the other day he progrummed a computer for our hood biz! keep us in mind when u need professional shit for ur bizniss! Nigga!"
RE: Text Messages This Morning - Eclipse - 01-28-2014
Lool!! Just when you think it can't get better, you read the next line. Haha. xD!!!
RE: Text Messages This Morning - Cyanide and Cynicism - 01-28-2014
"All of these" - a white kid.
RE: Text Messages This Morning - Equinox - 01-28-2014
Who needs paid hackers when you have Sinisterly?
RE: Text Messages This Morning - Satan - 01-28-2014
This made me laugh a bit.
RE: Text Messages This Morning - cr33pyguy - 01-28-2014
I don't understand why you'd even need these. you own frickin sinisterly.
anyway, those are some great advertisements
RE: Text Messages This Morning - Adorapuff - 01-28-2014
(01-28-2014, 09:09 PM)cr33pyguy Wrote: I don't understand why you'd even need these. you own frickin sinisterly.
anyway, those are some great advertisements
I think a friend sent these to him as a joke.