McDonalds Robber - Printable Version

McDonalds Robber - Printable Version

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McDonalds Robber - Jiggly - 04-30-2021

Ok, one more amusing headline for you: A man has been jailed after robbing a McDonalds in the UK, and demanding some chicken nuggets. Sadly for him, they were still operating on the breakfast menu, so he chose a McMuffin instead.

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Rudi Batten, 22, threatened staff at the Yate branch on 8 February demanding cash and chicken nuggets. He was told they were only serving breakfast so chose a double-sausage McMuffin.
The night before, he raided the nearby Miss Millie's restaurant, taking £200 and fried chicken.
He has been jailed for six years.
Batten, of Station Road in Yate, pleaded guilty to two counts of robbery, two counts of having an imitation firearm with intent to commit an indictable offence and one count of possessing a knife or blade in a public place.

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RE: McDonalds Robber - Oni - 04-30-2021

What's more funny is that he was willing to accept a substitute.

RE: McDonalds Robber - Jiggly - 04-30-2021

(04-30-2021, 05:26 PM)Oni Wrote: What's more funny is that he was willing to accept a substitute.

I know right? I also laughed when I read that he took some fried chicken the night before on another raid.

RE: McDonalds Robber - Equinox - 05-01-2021

He really needed some nuggets. Kind of disappointing though, not even the spicy nuggs.

Also, what neanderthal goes to McDonald’s in the morning?

RE: McDonalds Robber - mothered - 05-01-2021

This article has made my day.

Imagine him and his cell mate In conversation:

Him: "What are you In for?"
Cell mate: "Murder- 20 years. Yourself?"
Him: "Busted for stealing a McMuffin, though I was so close to grabbing the chicken nuggets".

RE: McDonalds Robber - Jiggly - 05-01-2021

(05-01-2021, 12:34 AM)Equinox Wrote: He really needed some nuggets. Kind of disappointing though, not even the spicy nuggs.

Also, what neanderthal goes to McDonald’s in the morning?

Spicy? We don't get those in England xD

(05-01-2021, 04:30 AM)mothered Wrote: This article has made my day.

Imagine him and his cell mate In conversation:

Him: "What are you In for?"

Cell mate: "Murder- 20 years. Yourself?"

Him: "Busted for stealing a McMuffin, though I was so close to grabbing the chicken nuggets".

LOL! I can imagine other inmates nicknaming him the 'Muffin Boy'.

RE: McDonalds Robber - d4ggm4sk - 05-02-2021

MMMmmmkay, you want fries with that ? ...

RE: McDonalds Robber - Brianfordet - 05-10-2021

Read the history of the creation of McDonald's, you will be surprised

RE: McDonalds Robber - Jiggly - 05-10-2021

(05-10-2021, 07:10 PM)Brianfordet Wrote: Read the history of the creation of McDonald's, you will be surprised

About which part? I had a quick read-through, but couldn't see anything that surprising xD Perhaps I missed something.

RE: McDonalds Robber - mothered - 05-11-2021

(05-10-2021, 07:10 PM)Brianfordet Wrote: Read the history of the creation of McDonald's, you will be surprised

Quote:you will be surprised

In what respect?

Unless I've completely overlooked the obvious, I don't see anything out of the ordinary.