Are you stuck at home?

Can’t go outside?

What are you going to do with all that free time?

I’ll tell you what you’re going to do.

Not go outside, that’s for 100% sure if you want to live.

This Switch Lite has not come into contact with anyone but myself, and has been contained in a sealed box INSIDE ANOTHER BOX since before the outbreak even occurred.

Imagine all the fun you could be having NOT going outside.

What else could you be doing with your infinite amount of free time?

Buying this Switch Lite. That’s what.

There’s no guarantee we’ll be able to leave the house in the next month... or two... maybe longer.

But for now, you seriously need to consider the fact that you haven’t played Animal Crossing for Switch. Or Smash Bros.

SMASH BROS.

If there’s ONE reason to buy a Switch without question, it’s THAT game.

Have you ever had the satisfaction of obliterating a small child in a competitive fighting game? How about a kid with motor-skills that rival that of a dead fish? Fish can’t even play video games when they’re alive.

If there’s anything to boost your confidence in this time of uncertainty, this could quite possibly be your ticket.

Think about it.

You could be a god.

Seriously.

You could be hunkered down with a hot chocolate making rounds and scooping up some SWEET Scooby Snacks. And by Scooby Snacks I mean coins. Cause that’s what Smash Bros has to offer since they can’t pay you in real money. Unless you enter tournaments. Which is kinda the whole point I’m trying to make here.

Let’s face it.

You could spend this time “Sheltered In Place” like a chicken who’s head hath been previously struck from it’s poor little chicken shoulders, or you could be playing Smash Bros on a Nintendo Switch that’s GUARANTEED not to give you a horrible deadly virus.

I rest my case.





Condition is New. Shipped with USPS Priority Mail.



I in no way accept responsibility for anyone contracting any illness or virus whatsoever.

This item is in fact sealed, and in another container that has been sealed since December 2019.

Should any illness befall anyone, regardless of coming into contact with this package (or not) or its contents, before or after opening it, I take no responsibility whatsoever.

Seriously though.

Wash your hands after opening any packages.

It’s just a good idea if you’ve touched anything that’s come in from the outside.

Stay safe everyone.