post the most random thing you can think of within the next five seconds

>A new day dawns upon the house of Desubong, a famous poster on the international waters of the infinite lands
>He yawns a big one, greeted by the nearby charming müezinn
>His long silky brown hair falls to his sides, revealing his beautufil red and green eyes
>He gets out of bed with his slender body, stretches his hips
>He puts on his beautiful green dress on sits down
>After praying to Mecca, he takes his strictly Halal breakfast
>Done with all morning choirs, he can finally sit down at his computer to spread the word of desu~ once again
>After sufficient number of desus he prays again and decides to visits his local mosque
>He always consults his Imam about the compatibility of desuposting and Islam
>But this time, the Imam said something different
>"Your bothers need the Word of Desu, Desubong"
>"Go forth and spread it! de geso~"
>So Desubong sets out to from the infinite to the seven seas
>After a safe journey, he sets his boyish feet in ISISland
>But alas, no green dress or green eyes can convince the ISIS that he is true believer
>Especially not saying desu after the end of every surah
>Rough man grab his fragile white body and throw him into a slave traders cell
>Many nights of nameless brown man abusing all his orifices and feeding him mysterious white cakes follows
>Countless desus pass
>The day before his selling comes, he no longer struggles and gave up
>Brainwashed to serve
>But like light in the tunnel, he hears something new
>Loud noises, yells and explosions come from outside
>His dead slave master falls through the door opening it up, light shines through
>A couple of soldiers in that unmistakable useless digital camo scheme are seen
>A fine trio from the infinite lands, Sergant Tea, Corporal Burger and Private Fries
>As petrocompanies were starting to be threatened, the Synagogue finally ordered NATO to make order once again
>"Oi m8s what do my eyes fall upon see", Tea points at desubong, who is speechless and in shocked
>"I swear to me mum that is one fine poor slag"
>"I wonder if she can make good burger", thought Burger
>"Isn't she familiar? Like I saw her somewhere back in infinity, dunno" said Fries

>Desubong is unchained and brought outside
>When asked for name and information, he couldn't mutter even a single desu at first, making him unrecognizable
>He was reduced to so little after months of senseless mistreatment
>The estrogen in the spermcakes ISIS fed desubong had a very visible effect upon him
>His hair, though dirty, was long and lush
>One small perky tit slipped out his rags, another implied through it
>The end of the tattered dress hid one big luscious round buttocks
>None of this went unnoticed in the eyes of the brave anglo soldiers
>Except the shrunk, hiding penis
>Desubong was brought to their tent, not reporting 'her' to their officers
>Still not saying anything, she was in awe of her saviours
>His red and green eyes glittered as the soldiers were standing over him discussing the next move
>Reduced to serve as a sex slave, his new instincts started to wake up
>He yelled a loud desu~ and jumped on Fries, bringing both of them to the floor
>"De-su…?" Burger was hit by a deja-vu.
>"Hahaha see guys she loves us I told you so! No need for silly restrains" said Fries
>"K..kiss! desu~ I wanna… kiss!!! desu~""
>Desubong locked her lips on Fries in a passionate kiss
>"Good lad, my longstretched was missing the in-out!"
>Tea grabbed his cock and pulled up the skirt…
>…To find a small, half-erect suprise
>"My Lord, mates this is no slag, this is a lad!"
>"Though at second look, I'm not so sure"
>Meanwhile, Burger came to a shocking realization
>"Jesus, I put it together, like the patties and ketchup!"
>"What is it Corporal? Is it this ladslag you speak of so metaphorically?"
>"Sergeant, this is no other than the long gone Desubong!"
>"God save the queen, truly you are right! But what have happened to h….im?"
>"No time to think Sergeant, we must act first"
>"I say lets follow the Private's example - the Arabs shag goats, thats no worse than having such lovely chap at service"
>"Good point Corporal, lets proceed"

>Tea positioned his great length upon Desubongs hole, in right angle with Desu's boyclit
>As fast as he mixes his afternoon Earl Grey he thrusts in
>Desubong releases the kiss, letting out a big ravenous desu~ upon penetration
>Fries slides up and unbottons his pants
>His new free erect dick quickly disappears in Desubongs warm mouth
>"Fffuuck these mussies taught him some good stuff!"
>Desu is now sandwiched between Tea and Fries
>Waves of warmth and bestial energies move through his body
>His hips ride up and down like a hungry machine running on cock
>He runs his tongue all over the shaft of the Private, carefully working on every spot on his cock
>On the right of this satanic scene, Corporal Burger is furiously masturbating
>And heavily rationalizing this situation as not being totally gay
>Desubong slides off Fries cock in a dribbling *pop* (desu~) and stares hungrily at the length of Burger
>He eagerly begins to sucks on it in delight
>His hands work on the Privates shaft lubed by Desu's saliva
>Without even realizing, Desu was in the middle of one of the most luscious gangbang between Damascus and Mosul
>Wet noises, lush moans and hot air filles the room
>Desu is giving lots of attention to both American dicks, working on them all the time
>Every time he gets a breath of air he releases a squelched girly desu~
>His girlcock is constantly dripping precum on the floor
>Tea close to finishing, Desu's ass wildly clapping on his hips, begging to be filled
>The Sergant gives in and lets out a big load into Desu's boypussy
>Desubongs face lifts up into aheago, filled with pure sexual delight
>His desu~ is enerved, all his energy was consumed in this wild ride
>Cum dripps out of him, down onto his soft clit, so close to release
>Without hesitation Corporal Burger takes charge and reoccupies Desubongs moist rear
>The Corporal relentesly pushes in and out his cock into Desu's sweet ass amidst lewd sounds popping
>At the other end. Desu wraps his mouth around the Private's shaft while he strokes his balls

>"Damn this ass is tight as hell, I won't hold for long"
>Desu is moving his waist like an animal in heat
>His mouth is fixed on Fries cock, caressing it with his tongue
>Feeling the orgasm drawing in, Desubong begins to suck the dick like a pump
>The Corporal is pushing in deeper and deeper
>Eternal seconds pass like this
>The whole sex turned into ferocious animals wanting to impregnate their bitch
>Until…
>desu~
>Burger buries himself balls-deep and finally gives in
>He comes into desubong's boypussy, filling it up wth his white delight
>In ecstasy he pulls desubong's messed up brown hair
>Desu's head pulls back, releasing the private's dick
>The sudden cold air touching the privates shaft is the final draw
>I unison he cums, his seed shooting thick jets all over Desubongs blushing, lewd face
>Desu can't bear it anymore and gives in
>His small cock comes and colours the liquid pool of precum under him white
>Every squirt accompanied by a faint desu~
>Corporal Burger pulls out, his seed gushing out of Desubong's hole
>The poor sissified Brit collapses onto the floor, covered in cum on all sides
>He lets out one final desu~, and falls into sleep
>No question dreaming of the next orgy
>The three brave soldiers cleans themselves and dress
>They now have a little present to bring back home to the infinite lands, to everyones joy
The End.