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RE: Smart Condoms - Bloody Eye - 04-29-2017
(04-29-2017, 07:55 PM)Shin Wrote: Yay it's finally here.
Unlimited sex without having to struggle putting that thingy on.
I don't think that's how it works...
RE: Smart Condoms - Skullmeat - 04-29-2017
Does it tweet out when you are having sex?
RE: Smart Condoms - Yaiba - 04-29-2017
(04-29-2017, 11:13 PM)Skullmeat Wrote: Does it tweet out when you are having sex?That would be a cool feature or keep track of how many times you drive into the girl.
RE: Smart Condoms - tchimponss - 05-21-2017
This actually looks pretty interesting to me. Thumbs up!
It's like those fitness tracker things like what OP mentioned. SexBIT For the FUTURE!
RE: Smart Condoms - Courage - 05-23-2017
I have officially lost faith in humanity. I can't think of something more stupid then this no matter how hard I try..
RE: Smart Condoms - Ecks - 05-23-2017
If it has all the circuits like it looks on the packaging I would spam my wife with #RoboticDickPics, might just be me but I find hilarity in shit like this.
(never use that fire and ice shit though, didn't do shit while intimate, but that shit burned for hours after, the only sex product I never found hilarious)
RE: Smart Condoms - insidious - 05-23-2017
Can't wait for the day when people pool their thrusting data together, and create beautiful graphs and visualizations (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) pertaining to the pooled thrusting efficiency data.
Maybe we will even solve the age-old question: How much time does it take to jerk off everyone in a room based off of mean jerk time.
RE: Smart Condoms - iGreenify - 05-26-2017
this is hilarious hahahahahahahahahahahah
RE: Smart Condoms - Tripartite - 06-01-2017
At least they're more useful than fidget spinners.