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RE: free 86 inch dell monitor - Parliament - 06-20-2019
[first day as professor]
me: you're going to be introduced to some uncomfortable ideas in here and we'll tackle sensitive issues, but i expect everyone to be adults about it
class: [general whispering]
me: ok first topic: a pop tart - is it a calzone
class: [general outrage]
dm for disc please
RE: free 86 inch dell monitor - Nutany - 06-20-2019
I guess I'll crack a joke for a chance to win
A homosexual, a jew, and a black guy walk into a bar.
What does the bartender say?
Get the fuck out of my bar.
*THIS DOESN'T REPRESENT MY BELIEVES, IT'S JUST FUNNY.*
Discord LucasNot #2817
RE: free 86 inch dell monitor - mothered - 06-21-2019
What happened to David when he lost his ID?
Spoiler:
He's now known as "Dav".
RE: free 86 inch dell monitor - zorrophreak - 06-21-2019
Why do people who do SE always want jokes in their giveaways. Lol
Onto the joke: What do you call a nosy pepper...Jalapeno business.
(Yeah ill go hang myself now)
JayXI#7330
RE: free 86 inch dell monitor - TalkingPhone - 06-21-2019
This is a chinese joke so it's pretty loosely translated moving on to the joke
"One day, a pig , a cow and a sheep went to buy something at 7-11, After the cow and the pig came out of the store wheelchair-bound.Why is the sheep okay? Because 7-11 is open 24 Hours (And does not Hit the sheep)（ 因为7-11二十四小时不打杨）
i am not a main chinese speaker but if you actually get the joke it's pretty funny
Discord : Russcal#7581
free 86 inch dell monitor - BitPlayer - 06-21-2019
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”
BlueTango #2644
RE: free 86 inch dell monitor - pebbly - 06-22-2019
I asked my friend if he could get me an balloon in the shape of an animal, he said no and called me irrelephant
RE: free 86 inch dell monitor - HJDKM - 06-22-2019
Hell yeah sounds like a sweet loophole! Excited for the drawing. Thanks for giveaway!
Someone stole my mood ring.. Not sure how I feel about that haha
Discord: Hajdouken#9073
RE: free 86 inch dell monitor - Leviathan - 06-22-2019
Well if I'm being honest I don't have any good jokes except for my life to be fair. So sorry.
Still really enjoying all those jokes
!If you would still let me enter, that would be awesome.
Discord: Cynex#5678
RE: free 86 inch dell monitor - stopsign000 - 06-23-2019
Lurk_#7764
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."