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RE: How to destroy a computer - 5 Easy Steps - Legolas - 03-08-2014
(03-08-2014, 08:00 PM)Deque Wrote: I have a two-step-tutorial to destroy a computer:
1. Step:
2. Step:
Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you are satisfied.
![[Image: woman-destroying-computer-300x224.jpg]](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-P9Nico4sNas/UO1fhdG1NhI/AAAAAAAALas/wxBOAp3hKO8/s1600/woman-destroying-computer-300x224.jpg)
![[Image: m5gsj8aw.jpg]](http://s1.directupload.net/images/140308/m5gsj8aw.jpg)
hahahahahha
!!!I am crying in laughter, Deque lol.
Hahaha !!
RE: How to destroy a computer - 5 Easy Steps - chmod - 03-09-2014
I can vouch for @Deque's method really works although might I suggest a bigger hammer, not really any more effective but much more satisfying. If you are lacking a hammer you can also use a second story window...
RE: How to destroy a computer - 5 Easy Steps - Psycho_Coder - 03-20-2014
(03-08-2014, 08:00 PM)Deque Wrote: I have a two-step-tutorial to destroy a computer:
1. Step:
2. Step:
Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you are satisfied.
I learned a valuable lesson today. This is an HQ tutorial.
RE: How to destroy a computer - 5 Easy Steps - Traffichero - 04-12-2014
this is really amazing. i love this.
RE: How to destroy a computer - 5 Easy Steps - alok9shm - 04-12-2014
Yeah! And making the owner of that computer do it himself/herself would be a lot better. Just echo a message like: "You have not taken a bath since 3.7 weeks and Windows is shutting down forever to prevent any damage to the system due to the bad odour." and put the batch in startup directory.
@Deque Still laughing at the two step pictorial algorithm you presented. Haha.
RE: How to destroy a computer - 5 Easy Steps - ralf93 - 04-13-2014
even better.
dont take the blame on you if ur using registration for using the pc of cafe or library.
Make the .bat file read-only and move it to autorun. :p
RE: How to destroy a computer - 5 Easy Steps - Eleven - 04-16-2014
The 2 step tutorial by Psycho_Coder seems better for me
