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RE: Public Awkwardness - Harvey - 10-14-2013
(10-14-2013, 11:23 AM)Poochyena Wrote:Code:Bogan: What you got dog food for? Me: Your mum asked me to cook dinner tonight. Bogan is stunned. I keep walking. Once I'm about 100 metres away, the bogan starts yelling abuse.
That's when you turn around and start sprinting at them.
RE: Public Awkwardness - BlueScreen - 10-14-2013
(10-14-2013, 11:27 AM)xLinear Wrote: OT: I can't deck an 11 year old girl in a public school :/
By deck I am going to assume rape, and aslong as you get her alone and make sure she keeps quite I dont see the problem with that.
RE: Public Awkwardness - Harvey - 10-14-2013
(10-14-2013, 02:01 PM)BlueScreen Wrote: By deck I am going to assume rape, and aslong as you get her alone and make sure she keeps quite I dont see the problem with that.
Deck means to knock someone the fugg out.
RE: Public Awkwardness - lux - 10-14-2013
(10-14-2013, 02:01 PM)BlueScreen Wrote: By deck I am going to assume rape, and aslong as you get her alone and make sure she keeps quite I dont see the problem with that.
Holy sheet BlueFag I remember you <3
RE: Public Awkwardness - Judas - 10-14-2013
I'd probably punch her in the face.
RE: Public Awkwardness - Oni - 10-14-2013
I probably would have just laughed. She's 11, what do you expect?
RE: Public Awkwardness - Feat - 10-14-2013
I'm not going to lie, I would've punched her. DAFAQ YOU HITTING ME WIFF YO SCARF FOR?!
Anyways, I got one:
Friend: I'm going out with someone
Me: Congrats.
Friend: He's great.
Me: OK.
-2 months later-
Friend: I'm going to fuck him.
Me: You're going to regret it.
Friend: No I won't, he's not like that.
-3 weeks later-
Friend: He broke up with me and he wasn't a virgin like he said he was.
Me: TOLD YOU YOU DUMB BITCH.
Friend: *silence* -logs off facebook-
RE: Public Awkwardness - Judas - 10-14-2013
(10-14-2013, 03:07 PM)Feat Wrote: I'm not going to lie, I would've punched her. DAFAQ YOU HITTING ME WIFF YO SCARF FOR?!
Anyways, I got one:
Friend: I'm going out with someone
Me: Congrats.
Friend: He's great.
Me: OK.
-2 months later-
Friend: I'm going to fuck him.
Me: You're going to regret it.
Friend: No I won't, he's not like that.
-3 weeks later-
Friend: He broke up with me and he wasn't a virgin like he said he was.
Me: TOLD YOU YOU DUMB BITCH.
Friend: *silence* -logs off facebook-
That's not really public awkwardness though, it's more your friend being a common girl.
RE: Public Awkwardness - Feat - 10-14-2013
(10-14-2013, 03:08 PM)Judas Wrote: That's not really [i]public]/i] awkwardness though, it's more your friend being a common girl.
Oh, the last part was the only internet wise part. But she's really fucking annoying me lately.
RE: Public Awkwardness - lux - 10-14-2013
Also some other fun situations is where someone attempts to insult you, and just opens a /MASSIVE/ window to insult them back.