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RE: Parents went on orgy websites? - Feat - 08-03-2013
(08-03-2013, 07:46 PM)Phil Wrote: "Son, I know you saw what I was doing last-night, don't tell your mother, please."Phil, I think that I just died.
"Tell her that you were on son hook-up website?"
*Smirk* "Yeah, don't tell her that, that's private."
NSFW
Spoiler:
Secretly, the night before.. Krew was hearing noises, screams and things breaking. He waddled down the stairs (because he's fat, yakno', everyone on the internet is fat. Kidding, I'm skinny as shit.) the screams were louder, this time, he heard someone else.
"That's enough Jess, I'll pay you tomorrow, I'll drop it off usual place."
Krew peaked through the door, what he noticed was that, he was skyping someone he met on the hook-up site. He did not know what activities were really taking place, with the woman hidden in the freezer 'n' all.
RE: Parents went on orgy websites? - Phil - 08-03-2013
(08-03-2013, 07:47 PM)G Wrote:(08-03-2013, 07:46 PM)Phil Wrote: "Son, I know you saw what I was doing last-night, don't tell your mother, please."Phil, I think that I just died.
"Tell her that you were on son hook-up website?"
*Smirk* "Yeah, don't tell her that, that's private."
NSFW
Spoiler:
Secretly, the night before.. Krew was hearing noises, screams and things breaking. He waddled down the stairs (because he's fat, yakno', everyone on the internet is fat. Kidding, I'm skinny as shit.) the screams were louder, this time, he heard someone else.
"That's enough Jess, I'll pay you tomorrow, I'll drop it off usual place."
Krew peaked through the door, what he noticed was that, he was skyping someone he met on the hook-up site. He did not know what activities were really taking place, with the woman hidden in the freezer 'n' all.
Well, that escalated quickly!
RE: Parents went on orgy websites? - Feat - 08-03-2013
(08-03-2013, 07:48 PM)Phil Wrote:(08-03-2013, 07:47 PM)G Wrote:(08-03-2013, 07:46 PM)Phil Wrote: "Son, I know you saw what I was doing last-night, don't tell your mother, please."Phil, I think that I just died.
"Tell her that you were on son hook-up website?"
*Smirk* "Yeah, don't tell her that, that's private."
NSFW
Spoiler:
Secretly, the night before.. Krew was hearing noises, screams and things breaking. He waddled down the stairs (because he's fat, yakno', everyone on the internet is fat. Kidding, I'm skinny as shit.) the screams were louder, this time, he heard someone else.
"That's enough Jess, I'll pay you tomorrow, I'll drop it off usual place."
Krew peaked through the door, what he noticed was that, he was skyping someone he met on the hook-up site. He did not know what activities were really taking place, with the woman hidden in the freezer 'n' all.
Well, that escalated quickly!
Indeed it did, now de-escalate it.
RE: Parents went on orgy websites? - Krew - 08-03-2013
(08-03-2013, 06:46 PM)Chaos Wrote: Hahaha, oh shit that's funny. I guess not as bad as me seeing regular ol' porn in the history.
I challenge you to look through his history.
No problem lol. I am like the IT manager for them. Access to all their HDD's on the network. They have 4 x 500 GB HDD's.
Hmm.
(08-03-2013, 06:48 PM)SFX Wrote: I'm not sure how to respond to this. At least it isn't as bad as walking down stairs to see your parents fucking in the living room at 3 am....
LOL!
(08-03-2013, 07:10 PM)Grumpy Wrote: That's gold. How old is he? I can't imagine there'd be too many people willing/wanting to meet up with a 45-55 year old guy... there again, some people have some fucked up fetishes, I guess.
They are 40~ but not the average 'Murican'.
(08-03-2013, 07:12 PM)Wonders Wrote: Go stroke him off.
Suck me, Wonders...suck me.
(08-03-2013, 07:29 PM)G Wrote: Oh my God, made my fucking day.
You're mom and dad are....SWINGERS.
I guess they can be called like that yeah >.>
They like the music us teens like. Don't think about One Direction shit, but like techno, dubstep, house.
(08-03-2013, 07:35 PM)Bane__ Wrote: Lol, I find that pretty funny xD
I guess its a bit disturbing for you.
Well, I knew they would visit websites to order 'toys' and shit, but this o_o
(08-03-2013, 07:46 PM)Phil Wrote: "Son, I know you saw what I was doing last-night, don't tell your mother, please."
"Tell her that you were on son hook-up website?"
*Smirk* "Yeah, don't tell her that, that's private."
NSFW - Infact, don't even open it.
Spoiler:
Secretly, the night before.. Krew was hearing noises, screams and things breaking. He waddled down the stairs (because he's fat, yakno', everyone on the internet is fat. Kidding, I'm skinny as shit.) the screams were louder, this time, he heard someone else.
"That's enough Jess, I'll pay you tomorrow, I'll drop it off usual place."
Krew peaked through the door, what he noticed was that, he was skyping someone he met on the hook-up site. He did not know what activities were really taking place, with the woman hidden in the freezer 'n' all.
Wasn't just my dad btw.
RE: Parents went on orgy websites? - Cake - 08-03-2013
Yeah krew cry more. My dads 50 and my mom mid 40's and I walked in on that..
RE: Parents went on orgy websites? - OversouL - 08-04-2013
Well we own a computer shop and we once had a customer watched 7 hours of porn. :zipper:
RE: Parents went on orgy websites? - Harvey - 08-04-2013
(08-04-2013, 07:48 AM)OversouL Wrote: Well we own a computer shop and we once had a customer watched 7 hours of porn. :zipper:
When I used to keylog, people I saw some fucked up shit. You would be surprised at how frequently people watch porn.
RE: Parents went on orgy websites? - Eclipse - 08-04-2013
Lol that is priceless. The only thing in my parents history is news, email, youtube and ebay
RE: Parents went on orgy websites? - OversouL - 08-04-2013
(08-04-2013, 11:36 AM)Harvey Wrote:(08-04-2013, 07:48 AM)OversouL Wrote: Well we own a computer shop and we once had a customer watched 7 hours of porn. :zipper:
When I used to keylog, people I saw some fucked up shit. You would be surprised at how frequently people watch porn.
I get what you mean. I used to keylog people to. XD