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RE: Your best pick up line game 01-06-2016, 03:36 PM
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Are you an orphanage? Cause i wanna give you kids.
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RE: Your best pick up line game 01-06-2016, 10:13 PM
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Ice breaker: "I think I love you" .. Always gets either a weird luck, a laugh or a "fuck off you weirdo" haha.
Lines: "Do you want to go halves on a bastard" - I hope I don't need to explain this one.
"You're fit enough to be a prostitute!" - Fit = Hot for you 'muricans.
I never use serious lines, I'm all about making them laugh and making sure they know I'm after only 1 thing and no number swapping at the end of the night lol.
If I do want a girls number, I walk up to them, pass them my phone and say "put your number in that" and turn back to talk to my friends. They're stuck with my phone and feel really awkward to come up to me and my friends and say "no, here's your phone back" so they end up putting their number in, or sometimes a fake number but that's only happened like twice out of the 50 times I've tried it lol.
^ Me and my friends keep an eye out to see if they go to walk off with the phone though, lol. One time I was drunk af when I attempted this and I lost the girl. We ended up in another bar and the girl came up to me and said she had been looking for me in several bars, she wanted to give me my phone back. When I checked the next day it had all her info, email (for facebook) phone number, name and a cute little message that I can't remember now haha. I should of wifed her, she was hot, but her friends was also hot so I fucked that up pretty quickly! :tongue:
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RE: Your best pick up line game 01-07-2016, 04:29 AM
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My best by far:
"I don't mean to brag but i have 109 reputation on Reality Forum" Works every time i promise! :hurr: :hurr:
(This post was last modified: 01-07-2016, 04:29 AM by Reaper.)
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RE: Your best pick up line game 01-08-2016, 02:49 AM
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Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my place they're 100% off.
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RE: Your best pick up line game 01-13-2016, 10:37 AM
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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
Wasabi?
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Not mine my friend uses it to break the ice.
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RE: Your best pick up line game 01-13-2016, 12:34 PM
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Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
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