[Oni]

What is a shithawk?

[Inori]

Skimmed the OP, seems... Interesting? Anyway, welcome to SL.

[ElevatorToHeaven]

This is me;
My name is Daniel Specter and I was probably just like you, the one reading this, born naked and screaming.
Which is a good thing mind you., so far so good....we can agree on that.
But then, After this event, everything was Game Over man....
No maybe not  that fast,  not quite yet........

Was Happy as a child, but as everyone knows (if you arent a child atm that is, living with deccent paarents that is)  -
Teh Shithawks came, shitting on everything! Big Nasty shithawks....shitting on people. isnt that right Buba?

This childs happiness ended with that thus welcoming  the currently state of neverending misery! FUCK! NO.!
But Yes!
Now tiny tiny splinters, rusty-nine inch nail-spikes, dipped in poisoned shit constantly penetrates my mind. Fucking me up slow but steady, and surely.
Why did this shit happen to me? Well...
I were trying to figure out the madness that had struck this world. First, very Unknowing of it all but suddenly.... I understood it all! Finally yes? YES! I did it!
was my first Thought.....
My second thought and the feeling sticking to the emotion came along just fine the second after,  thats when the true Hell started.

I regret what I have learned, what i so dearly wanted to learn, to understand.
I regret what I had to do getting there, but done is done right?
Huh.....
Retarded Question you say? hm Yea I agree, retarded as fuck.
As you know, the question asked were retorical.

And that which doesnt kill you makes you stronger yes?
No fuck that as well you retarded pieces of shit.....The body is a weak fucking construction. But hallelua for that, thank god we only live once.
It fucks your happiness up, rapes your brains out and leaves you alone, the only friends you have left is Miss Missery and Mr ShitHawk.
Thats my story.
Maybe I shouldnt care really ye? But Oh.... am angry as Fuck becasuse all of this,

And more Importantly.......How does one cure shithawk madness?

Ive been taking my anger out on webservers and databases for 20 years now, fucking some up thatI think deserved it, helping the ones I felt had a heart. Some kind of God Complex? I dont know? Lighto, Deathnote comes to mind...and that fucker....apple-stealer Ryuk was it?

Never mind. That is all. Any questions?

Ps. I will say this to protect myself, this intro is full of humor and self-distance....I felt like entertaining myself a little I am not that miserable, please dont call the mental Inst.

Take care.

A fucking masterpiece! I have left my full review in his reputation list. Welcome to the forums! I hope you bless us with more of this story-telling wonder!