Walmart Pickup vs Eggs 03-19-2024, 03:52 PM
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sup
here's my write up on an instant walmart pickup refund.
step 1. get a walmart+ free trial. obviously not with your real credentials
step 2. order any groceries and cheap appliances that you want. don't be stupid, limit yourself to $400 if you are familiar with SE otherwise just do half.
step 3. go pick it up, smile and be nice at the walmart employee. they get treated like shit all day so be nice to them.
step 4. Channeling your inner Karen. here is the fun part. here you can get creative when you call walmart support to complain. walmart has really flimsy packaging for their eggs and doesnt bag their items well. it would be a shame if one cracked, smeared all over your appliances, stunk up your car, left a nasty smell on all the items and possibly is a health hazard. would walmart want these products that were allegedly covered in egg bukkake? fuck no take your money back peasant!
step 5. enjoy. do not repeat on same account. make sure to end the subscription before they bill you. if making a new acct choose a new store and use opsec to mask who you are.
ofcourse this write up is all fictional. It was part of my imagination as of today 3/24. My imagination is limitless.
here's my write up on an instant walmart pickup refund.
step 1. get a walmart+ free trial. obviously not with your real credentials
step 2. order any groceries and cheap appliances that you want. don't be stupid, limit yourself to $400 if you are familiar with SE otherwise just do half.
step 3. go pick it up, smile and be nice at the walmart employee. they get treated like shit all day so be nice to them.
step 4. Channeling your inner Karen. here is the fun part. here you can get creative when you call walmart support to complain. walmart has really flimsy packaging for their eggs and doesnt bag their items well. it would be a shame if one cracked, smeared all over your appliances, stunk up your car, left a nasty smell on all the items and possibly is a health hazard. would walmart want these products that were allegedly covered in egg bukkake? fuck no take your money back peasant!
step 5. enjoy. do not repeat on same account. make sure to end the subscription before they bill you. if making a new acct choose a new store and use opsec to mask who you are.
ofcourse this write up is all fictional. It was part of my imagination as of today 3/24. My imagination is limitless.
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