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Viagra #1
A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the Pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls over tonight. I've never had three girls at once. I need something to keep me Horny.. keep me Potent."

The Pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."

The man says, "Great. Gimme Three Boxes."

The next day the man walks into the same Pharmacy. Limps up to the Pharmacist and pulls down his pants.

The Pharmacist looks in Horror as he notices the man's Penis is Black and Blue, and the Skin is Hanging off in Some Places.

The man says, "Quick. Gimme a Bottle of Deep Heat."

The Pharmacist replies in Horror, "You can't put Deep Heat on that"..!

The Man says, "No, it's for my Arms, the Girls didn't show up.

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RE: Viagra #2
(10-18-2019, 11:50 PM)Uhave2ki11 Wrote: Meh, it's all funny and jokes until you really start developing problems with erection, and then Viagra isn't a joke anymore, it is a pill that costs a lot when used often, and you will never have the same sexual life as before. I started developing problems with erection about two years ago, and damn that hit me hard. I had to Buy Viagra from this shop that sells generic Viagra to save money, and it was pretty much the same as usual Viagra, but cheaper. Still, now I take it almost daily, and it's not easy. So, be safe and check yourselves every now and then
Man, it's just a joke, don't take it too seriously

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RE: Viagra #3
Lmao, this one's good. Thanks for sharing
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RE: Viagra #4
Hilarious.

I'll be sharing this at work next week.
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RE: Viagra #5
Nice joke. hahahaha.... i hope he is doing better atleast... lol

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RE: Viagra #6
For man's health maca is very good!! I bought on IHerb

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