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Chia Pet #1
Quote:Hello all again on another TUT! Today I will be teaching you how to SE a Chia Pet.


Step 1: Firs go ahead and shoot to their main site and pick out one you like! I went with the original Chia kitten to start out. http://www.chia.com/

Step 2: When you find the one you like, go ahead and head on down to the customer service page. http://www.chia.com/index.php/contact-us

*HINT* remember to say it was a gift
*STORY* Say something like your friend bought it as a gift and when you got in the mail it was broken into pieces.
*HINT* and also remember to say what store your (friend) got it from like CVS or Walmart and include the address as well as the state. (away from yours of course)

Step 3: Wait a few hrs or a day (i sent them a email last night and got a reply at lunch time)

Step 4: When they reply (depends on what they say. I've gotten 2 on the way) you should be getting your new Chia pet in the mail soon, just email them back with your full name and mailing address, (or drop house if you want to be super safe)

That's it! You just successfully SE'd a Chia Pet! CONGRATS BRO!! Thank you for stopping by and reading my TUT! "SE" you next time!
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RE: Chia Pet #2
Did you know that eating chia seeds are healthy for you? It's an ancient medicine used back in the day.

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RE: Chia Pet #3
I didn't know that! Might have to go SE myself a Chia Pet now Tongue
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RE: Chia Pet #4
(12-02-2012, 08:48 PM)Xeronations Wrote: I didn't know that! Might have to go SE myself a Chia Pet now Tongue

Hold on, I mean you have to pour some Chia seeds into a bottle water and let it absorb before you drink it. It doesn't have a taste more of a texture feeling.

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RE: Chia Pet #5
Thank ypu for this sir, I'm sure my sisters will thank santa. Lol.

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RE: Chia Pet #6
I only want a chia pet if weed grows out of it like in their comerical...but great post. =)
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RE: Chia Pet #7
Chia pets are so badass. Smile
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RE: Chia Pet #8
I kind of want the gnome one. Tongue
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RE: Chia Pet #9
SEing a Chea pet just seems so random to me.
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RE: Chia Pet #10
(12-12-2012, 05:23 PM)Chromium Wrote: SEing a Chea pet just seems so random to me.

I started with SEing things like games and gaming equipment. That got boring fast though, so I looked for some more interesting products to SE. And it was at that moment that I found the Chia Pet method Biggrin
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