This Assshole? 01-11-2014, 12:07 AM
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Well who is this asshole, and what the hell does he have to say in the introduction sub-forum other than to gain some posts or rep?
Skip the red if you don't like being trolled.
Hello,
I'm Mushroom Face. I'm a computer programmer from, well that infinitely expansive space known as the Mushroom Forest. I recently grew and sprouted out my non-leafy mycelium all throughout the roots of the forum like community. Since this reality is obviously not real, and you are obviously not here, I'll say hello. I'll insert my microusb into your microhub and ejected my malignant code into your hard drive.
End of Trolling
Seriously though,
My name is JP, you can call me any name you can think of. I'm an American Programmer from the North East. Let me tell you its freezing here right now. I can't feel my testicles its so cold. I may not post much because I'm more of a lurker, and when I do post I hate posting the short useless posts that people do to gain a post count, yet sometimes they happen depending on the community. I like the small community type forums where post counts don't matter and where it feels like a family. I'm not exactly sure what this forum is about, or where its headed but I'll enjoy tagging along and watching. I'm very knowledgeable about most things that I talk about, so feel free to ask me questions when you aren't sure what I'm talking about.
Any questions?
Skip the red if you don't like being trolled.
Hello,
I'm Mushroom Face. I'm a computer programmer from, well that infinitely expansive space known as the Mushroom Forest. I recently grew and sprouted out my non-leafy mycelium all throughout the roots of the forum like community. Since this reality is obviously not real, and you are obviously not here, I'll say hello. I'll insert my microusb into your microhub and ejected my malignant code into your hard drive.
End of Trolling
Seriously though,
My name is JP, you can call me any name you can think of. I'm an American Programmer from the North East. Let me tell you its freezing here right now. I can't feel my testicles its so cold. I may not post much because I'm more of a lurker, and when I do post I hate posting the short useless posts that people do to gain a post count, yet sometimes they happen depending on the community. I like the small community type forums where post counts don't matter and where it feels like a family. I'm not exactly sure what this forum is about, or where its headed but I'll enjoy tagging along and watching. I'm very knowledgeable about most things that I talk about, so feel free to ask me questions when you aren't sure what I'm talking about.
Any questions?
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Hope you decide to post more rather than being lurker 
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