[zedrox464]

I received the tracking number and they allow me to release the package with a release form. I can print it out and use a fake signature with my fake name and tell them to leave it behind the house and stick it to the front door. The house is boarded up so nobody will go near it, but I am also afraid they will not leave it because of that. I am going to call them(FedEx) and ask for it to be delivered to my "friend"(Me).

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Okay, so the SE Is an AR.

Given the Item's value and as per your Intention below, they'll most likely check the return.

If you've used your very own payment system for the original purchase, they'll debit your account.
How do you plan to circumvent this?

The laptop was bought on amazon according to the ebay listing and I got all the info required from that listing.  When doing the ar, they somehow did not ask for any payment details. If they did, I had a $10 privacy card generated just in case.

I wonder which company this is

That sounds like a pretty smooth SE man, looking forward to more SE success stories from you.

I will post the company + method after I receive it.