Ruin a date in 5 words

Aiko · 07-09-2016, 06:48 PM

Ruin a Date in 5 words

"I am a sex offender"

Zaiken · 07-09-2016, 06:51 PM

I am a transgender sexy.

Limited Edition_mybb_import25645 · 07-09-2016, 06:52 PM

"Get in the fucking van"

Zaiken · 07-09-2016, 06:52 PM

(07-09-2016, 06:52 PM)Limited Edition Wrote: "Get in the fucking van"

Holy shit, I just laughed so fucking hard.

Jebusfathead · 07-09-2016, 06:53 PM

'I voted against Brexit'

Aiko · 07-09-2016, 06:54 PM

(07-09-2016, 06:53 PM)Jebusfathead Wrote: 'I voted against Brexit'

Oh shit

Jebusfathead · 07-09-2016, 06:55 PM

(07-09-2016, 06:54 PM)Aiko Wrote:
(07-09-2016, 06:53 PM)Jebusfathead Wrote: 'I voted against Brexit'

Oh shit

That or
'Hitler was okay I guess'

Aiko · 07-09-2016, 07:00 PM

How about

"So, who is penetrating who?"

Limited Edition_mybb_import25645 · 07-09-2016, 07:14 PM

Girl: "So what did you do over the weekend?"
Me: "Just chilling with Josef Fritzl"

Skryptec · 07-09-2016, 07:17 PM

"I like to put peanuts in vaginas".