[Linuxephus™]

Give me some more,Linuxphus. Unix Guerrilla Warfare Specialist™ ?! you sound like a lover of old Maids. A stiletto in the testicles should help pacify me.:headbash:

And you read as one who was rejected by these alleged old maids that I'm allegedly a "lover of".
Notwithstanding, the stiletto currently planted in your own testicles negates it from being planted in mine own at least until they've been removed from yours and properly sterilized accordingly.

P.S.-Transcribed words do not carry sound in the sense that one can "sound like one who loves old maids."